Sunday, June 21, 2009

Your Resistance Only Makes My Party Harder

D.N. seemed to put a full rush on the party. Before some of the housemates could even get home from work the first of the guests arrived.

The absolute first being the firewoman that had actually never left. After all, why would anyone have to bother going back to work or clocking out when you can go right from a call to hanging out, to a party and then home? She quickly jumped out of her uniform, leaving just he skivvies on. Doom started out incredibly excited, but was let down with the realization that D.N. actually had just requested that everyone come with their swim suits on. An especially odd request since there was no pool at the house, but he probably just wanted an excuse to not have to put clothes on since he had managed to not for the past few days. The request was only made that much more strange by the fact that apparently some of D.N.'s close friends he invited were children. Who came without their parents. In nothing but bathing suits.

Brentai got home and noticed the crowd in front of the house with some shock. He wasn't a big fan of large groups of people, even if many of them were the ladies. Singling out the youngest, blondest girl from the group, he challenged her to a game of tag almost as epic as the one he and Guild had just the night before. While Brentai kept a single guest distracted, the rest stood outside, wondering where exactly the pool they assumed they would be getting into was and why they weren't invited inside as a group yet. Doom and Zara came merrily to the door, waving and greeting all the guests and gladly helping them carry the food they were kind enough to bring. Shutting the front doors behind them and keeping the guests stuck outside, the two ate as much of the free food as they could get in their stomachs before anyone else saw that it was there.

Fred returned from a very hard day of work wanted nothing but to rest. Seeing the crowd he sighed and went along with it, not wanting to be the only one not dressed for the occasion. He quickly pulls off his work outfit and tosses it to the side, supposing a little mingling can't really be that bad a thing. He's shoved over a bit by Friday as he first enters the house. She was making a straight path to bed, and no one, guest or resident, was going to get in her way. Fred looked up the stairs after her, wishing he could be as direct and just go right to sleep, he desperately needed some. Before he could try to test the idea of sneaking away from a party at his own house, though, a guest he had never met before jumped up behind him and tried a very Guildesque attempt to scare, only without the added terror of a knife in hand and/or visible arousal that Guild put the care into adding to every scare. Fred gripped his chest and breathed heavily, remembering why he drank so much whenever he got the chance and giving up, following Friday's path up the stairs and falling fast asleep before the party even came to a close.

Just because the party wasn't over didn't mean it was going anywhere, though. A few guests had managed to make their way into the house at this point, even though there was still a rather large portion of the group outside still. Those inside were probably better off before they got a chance to see what exactly was being offered, though. One stealing the newspaper from outside and another pulling out a book that he must have taken from home in preparation for a lame night like this. When each of them either finished their reading material or realized that they didn't fully appreciate the idea of being in just shorts in this house they smiled awkwardly and wandered outside. Those outside got the hint that the party was over and followed. Apparently all the questions about what was happening inside spread fast, though, since even though absolutely nothing of merit happened, everyone was happy they attended and seemed eager to come back next time.

Undoubtedly a huge part of why the party was successful in any way at all was that Guild and O. Hakubi weren't anywhere to be seen the entire night. Guild re-appeared right as the last of the guests were leaving, a small explosion visible off the horizon he announced that if anyone asked anything he was there all night and then kicked a passing puppy in the face before shooting upstairs and getting right into bed. Ohak, however, was actually doing some good with his time alone. He found a chess board at the park and started playing, finding his 'Rain Man' retard skill, he kept practicing for hours at it, not making back anywhere near the house until late.

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